Okay, I need some advice.
Soooo... a gorgeous internet persona has frequently approached me for "sex-having," as I'm sure you've all noticed by now. Now, I went ahead and gave her my credit card number like she asked, because apparently that's tradition in her country. And so is the debt I'm now in. Don't worry, it's totally legit, she assured me it was. So I was supposed to meet her at a park tonight for the sex-having, but when I arrived, all I saw was a man holding a giant dildo, so I decided to go home. I talked to her later, and she assured me that she had simply gotten lost, so we're going to meet again in a public restroom behind the local Applebee's.
So my question is... should I get the iced tea or the water with lemon at Applebee's?