Damnit! I'm still unloved...

EDIT: I mean, ohhhh, look at this! I'm loved too! I too got a private message! I'm going to show you all right here!

Dearest Gaffer Tape,

I saw your profile at (originaltrilogy.com), and you seem to be the sexiest person on that boards, so much more so than C3PX, which is why he hasn't gotten any private messages. But you're so sexy that I can't keep my hot, well-manicured hands off of you. We should totally have with sex and stuff. Because you're so hot. Please reply with me of your e-mail address, which is essential for with sex-having. Oh, and also your credit card number, for that too is necessary for the sex-having.

Sincerely,
GorgeousWoman3334253353

See, I'm loved!