Would be funny if he refers to you as Ass-Master.
Apologies Asteroid-Man but i get my own little kicks out of these things.
You could say i look like a circumsided love tube, gone so very very wrong. Cut by my pi**ed up father, from my pic. If only that was a joke...
But, if only you had a scence of humour, coming from OhIO.
Yes, we dont have cellars.....