D'oh! You're one hell of a friend Nanner!

I hate birthdays. I am so bad at remembering them. You forget one and suddenly your friend is hurt. It doesn't mean I don't care about them just because I forget their birthdays. I forget all my friends birthdays the same. I used to have a calander with all their bdays written on it, every year when I'd get a new calander I'd go through the old one and mark all the dates down. Due to certain events, I lost my calander and most of my friends birthdays as a result. I have been too ashamed to go to all of them and say, "Hey, I know we have been friends for over twenty years now, so, uh, when is your birthday again?" It has been a few years, and there are still a few of my buddies that I still don't have birthdays for.