Hi my name is Sean Akers. I like to imagine murdering people in awful ways. I listen to Nine Inch Nails and used to admire John Lennon. I'm learning to play guitar and am borrowing a Epiphone Sg Special from my brother. I get told I look like Jack Black a lot. I belong to a union. I am a liberal who is a strong supporter of gun rights and the legalization of drugs. I always wanted to try LSD. I've only smoked pot once. I support piracy. I point out sex offenders that come in the store to people I work with. I believe The Daily Show is a credible news source. And I want to be exploded after I die.