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Post #355806

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captainsolo
Parent topic
Star Wars is for children. Adults: Stop being selfish.
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Date created
20-Apr-2009, 1:06 PM
Bingowings said:
Docta Nick said:
Gaffer Tape said:
Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

Yeah!  it's just a kid's show...

happy scene

 

Come to think of it, this has always made me wonder... what exactly did the Empire do to them anyway?  I mean, when we see Stormtroopers, they're usually just firing blaster rifles.  They singe a little bit... but this?  I mean, even Darth Vader walked away from a near lava dip in better condition than this!

O just showin kids the consequences of playing with matches. Either you set urself on fire or stormtroopers light up the living sh!@ inside you. Normal kids stuff

 

Receiving stolen goods, engaging in unregistered adoptions, restricting the ambition of potential conscripts, the Perps had it coming!

 

They were in a fire, but there wasn't enough time for their bodies to decompose. I wonder how they got that way then? Luke must have come up at most a few hours later. Maybe their bodies were eaten by decomposers, but it's the desert-there aren't any! Or the stormtroopers could have done the blaster torture thing where they essentially shoot off your flesh using a low power setting.  Ouch!