being the most ridiculous thing here.

Your first post in this thread wins as most ridiculous thing here. Bar none.

DarkFather's theories that I'm an undercover agent for the prequel fans

You must be new to the fan community, or you'd know that sort of thing isn't exactly unheard of. With militant PT gushers, you're scraping the very bottom of the weird barrel. They'll do all sorts of things to give the PT a better name.

If I'm wrong about you specifically, and accusing an innocent person, I do apologize. However, you remain on my suspect list.