If you ask me, they all just should have been naked. In all the movies. Even in space. Yep. Naked. Even Vader. Maybe he'd wear the mask, but that's it. Peter Cushing couldn't have complained about the boots he had to wear, because he wouldn't have been wearing anything. Yep. Naked Tarkin. And naked Lando. Naked Sio Bibble. Naked Jar Jar. Naked Palpatine. And Chewbacca should have been shaved... shaved naked. Same goes for the ewoks and the stormtroopers, because if the stormtroopers are naked, then no one can complain that the ewoks can't hit them with rocks. And if the ewoks are naked, then there's little naked people running around. Whee for little naked people! And finally, Yoda should be naked because I'm sure every one of us has wondered at one point what he's packing down there... or wherever he's packing.

There. Argument solved. No clothing, pretentious or plain. Just good old fashioned nudity.