Yoda: "Your ladder, need it you will not"

Luke: "Master Yoda leaping out of harms way is one thing but jumping into a vehicle is just showing off"

Yoda: "No! Not showing off, ladder you do not need, besides many important Jedi Master magazines I have on top shelf and come in handy it would."

Luke: "Oh now I get it, the Force is powerful enough to lift an X-Wing but not powerful enough to lift your porn stash"

Yoda: "Too smart for his own good he is, just like his father"

Ben's ghost just rolls his eyes.