lordjedi said:It's an article from the Onion, how can it be true?
On your second comment, what do you look like? I might be paranoid upon seeing you, depending on what you look like and where we're at at the time.
I'm not saying it is like true as in it actually happens but more like the content in the article are things you'd see snd hear in real life.
The most stand out feature on me is the long hair. I don't dress in anything different or unusual.