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The thought came in my head the last few minutes. I heard they get stationed all over the world and I always wanted to go overseas. I have some questions.

  1. Would I get shipped out to Iraq?
  2. Do I get to choose where I'm stationed?
  3. How is boot camp like?
  4. Is there an enlistment bonus?
  5. If I signed up now when would I get shipped out?
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I don't know if it's changed since my brother signed up (30 years ago), but here's how it worked for him.

1. You could get shipped out anywhere, including Iraq.

2. You get to choose "Overseas" or not.  With the "Overseas" option, they can send you anywhere that's overseas, including Hawaii.  If they decide to send you to Germany, that's where you'll have to go.

3. No idea about boot camp, but I suspect that as long as you follow orders and don't talk back, you'll be fine.  If that isn't for you, then don't even bother.  The military is not a democracy.

4. No idea and if they tell you there is one, make sure you get it in writing.

5. You would get shipped out fairly quickly, depending on if there's a base local to you or not.

A recruiter should be able to answer any of these questions for you.

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I'm thinking about enlisting in a years time. The fact that I could live and work somewhere over seas is pretty amazing. This definitely requires more thought. And my one of my life goals of going to Las Vegas and doing ever drug known to man might change that.

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I can tell by your questions that you've probably talked to a military recruiter. Don't believe a word they say. They will promise you anything and everything but are not legally bound to adhire to any of it. Ever hear of the saying, "Blowing smoke up your ass"?

What's your IQ? If its below 80 sign up. If its above 80 do yourself a favor and don't act retarded by signing up into the military. Work your way through college and earn your future for yourself....however if you really want to flush your life down the toilet, be my guest....

 

Wait just noticed your entry, "And my one of my life goals of going to Las Vegas and doing ever drug known to man might change that."

Yeah your definitely retarded, the Air Force could really use you. Congratulations.

 

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You don't exactly flush your life away. I have several friends who are very young, have been through the military, and now are working in their career of choice and enjoy numerous life benefits.

Yeah, judging by the fact that one of your greatest life aspirations is to go to Vegas and burn your brain out on drugs; if I were you I do myself a favor and enlist today.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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vbangle said:

I can tell by your questions that you've probably talked to a military recruiter. Don't believe a word they say. They will promise you anything and everything but are not legally bound to adhire to any of it. Ever hear of the saying, "Blowing smoke up your ass"?

What's your IQ? If its below 80 sign up. If its above 80 do yourself a favor and don't act retarded by signing up into the military. Work your way through college and earn your future for yourself....however if you really want to flush your life down the toilet, be my guest....

 

Wait just noticed your entry, "And my one of my life goals of going to Las Vegas and doing ever drug known to man might change that."

Yeah your definitely retarded, the Air Force could really use you. Congratulations.

 

vbangle, I am offended that you actually believe that only "retarded" people serve in the military. Thanks to all those "retarded" people you get to live in freedom. That is a jerkoff thing to say and I insist that you apologize to all of the fine young men and women who have served, and serve our great nation.

 

Sean, just do it. You'll realize just how big the world is all on the dime of the United States. They'll pay your college, train you to shoot, instill you with respect and honor, and you'll be a better man in the end.

 

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vbangle said:

I can tell by your questions that you've probably talked to a military recruiter. Don't believe a word they say. They will promise you anything and everything but are not legally bound to adhire to any of it. Ever hear of the saying, "Blowing smoke up your ass"?

What's your IQ? If its below 80 sign up. If its above 80 do yourself a favor and don't act retarded by signing up into the military. Work your way through college and earn your future for yourself....however if you really want to flush your life down the toilet, be my guest....

 

Wait just noticed your entry, "And my one of my life goals of going to Las Vegas and doing ever drug known to man might change that."

Yeah your definitely retarded, the Air Force could really use you. Congratulations.

 

vbangle, I am offended that you actually believe that only "retarded" people serve in the military. Thanks to all those "retarded" people you get to live in freedom. That is a jerkoff thing to say and I insist that you apologize to all of the fine young men and women who have served, and serve our great nation.

 

Sean, just do it. You'll realize just how big the world is all on the dime of the United States. They'll pay your college, train you to shoot, instill you with respect and honor, and you'll be a better man in the end.

 

I'm entitled to opinion dickhead. It's one of those things we call "a right" as in the Bill of Rights? Freedom of Speech, maybe you've heard of it. I don't give a flying fuck if you were offended by my comments or not. In fact the only person(s) that have any say on whether my comments on this board are appropriate or not are Jay and Moth3r.

 

 

 

I love everybody. Lets all smoke some reefer and chill. Hug and kisses for everybody.

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vbangle said:

I can tell by your questions that you've probably talked to a military recruiter. Don't believe a word they say. They will promise you anything and everything but are not legally bound to adhire to any of it. Ever hear of the saying, "Blowing smoke up your ass"?

Which is why I said "get it in writing".

What's your IQ? If its below 80 sign up. If its above 80 do yourself a favor and don't act retarded by signing up into the military. Work your way through college and earn your future for yourself....however if you really want to flush your life down the toilet, be my guest....

Spoken like a true retard.  You'd fit right in with the Marine's.

Sean:

The Air Force (or any other branch except the Navy) is a good choice if you want to see the world.  My brother recently retired from the Air Force as a Chief Master Sergeant (highest enlisted rank possible).  My father was in the Army too (he got out just before Vietnam).  I would've joined the Air Force because I wanted to fly.  Unfortunately, you either need to have 20/20 uncorrected vision or 20/40 corrected (I think that's right).  Well, my vision wasn't that good, so I just decided not to do that.

Unlike what some would believe, the military is not a place for idiots.  My father had a BS in Engineering from Virginia Tech (he was a EE).  My brother didn't get his degree until after he retired from the AF, but that's just because he didn't want it.  If there's a certain type of thing you like to do (like engine repair) see what branch can help you do that.  Do not join the military for the pay.  Join the military for the experience you'll get.  Employers look at military experience as an excellent attribute.  As long as you're not dishonorably discharged, you'll be one step ahead of everyone else when applying for a job.

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You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

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vbangle said:

I'm entitled to opinion dickhead. It's one of those things we call "a right" as in the Bill of Rights? Freedom of Speech, maybe you've heard of it. I don't give a flying fuck if you were offended by my comments or not. In fact the only person(s) that have any say on whether my comments on this board are appropriate or not are Jay and Moth3r.

 

 

Yeah, and so is Ferris, thus his right to be offended at your blatant display of ignorance. You sound like a typical thirteen year old who somehow wondered onto the internet without parental supervision. Just curious, am I very far off the mark?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:
vbangle said:

I'm entitled to opinion dickhead. It's one of those things we call "a right" as in the Bill of Rights? Freedom of Speech, maybe you've heard of it. I don't give a flying fuck if you were offended by my comments or not. In fact the only person(s) that have any say on whether my comments on this board are appropriate or not are Jay and Moth3r.

 

 

Yeah, and so is Ferris, thus his right to be offended at your blatant display of ignorance. You sound like a typical thirteen year old who somehow wondered onto the internet without parental supervision. Just curious, am I very far off the mark?

And he just learned about the Bill of Rights, except he didn't learn that it's not just limited to those ones, they just spelled those ones out just in case the government tried to trample on them :P

 

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You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

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I am seriously considering this as well as the Peace Corps. I never actually talked to a recruiter. Can I still go if I have to take pills twice a day?

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The Peace Corps would be good. I am not sure of their about the medication thing, as I have no idea why your taking them, if it is a ligitimate medical need, then I am sure it is not a problem. If you are popping them because you need them in the same way you aspire to go to Las Vegas and do a crap load of drugs, then yeah, I am sure it would be a problem.

Usually with the Peace Corps. they want you to have some kind of experience that you can bring with you. And I heard that a lot more kids are joining up right out of college because it is getting hard to find jobs. Go to their website and give them your address and they will send you a ton of information, as well as a list of upcoming recruiting events you can attend in your area.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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vbangle said:
ferris209 said:
vbangle said:

I can tell by your questions that you've probably talked to a military recruiter. Don't believe a word they say. They will promise you anything and everything but are not legally bound to adhire to any of it. Ever hear of the saying, "Blowing smoke up your ass"?

What's your IQ? If its below 80 sign up. If its above 80 do yourself a favor and don't act retarded by signing up into the military. Work your way through college and earn your future for yourself....however if you really want to flush your life down the toilet, be my guest....

 

Wait just noticed your entry, "And my one of my life goals of going to Las Vegas and doing ever drug known to man might change that."

Yeah your definitely retarded, the Air Force could really use you. Congratulations.

 

vbangle, I am offended that you actually believe that only "retarded" people serve in the military. Thanks to all those "retarded" people you get to live in freedom. That is a jerkoff thing to say and I insist that you apologize to all of the fine young men and women who have served, and serve our great nation.

 

Sean, just do it. You'll realize just how big the world is all on the dime of the United States. They'll pay your college, train you to shoot, instill you with respect and honor, and you'll be a better man in the end.

 

I'm entitled to opinion dickhead. It's one of those things we call "a right" as in the Bill of Rights? Freedom of Speech, maybe you've heard of it. I don't give a flying fuck if you were offended by my comments or not. In fact the only person(s) that have any say on whether my comments on this board are appropriate or not are Jay and Moth3r.

 

 

 

Oh, well, yes you are entitled. You are entitled because thousands of "retards" died to make your "entitlement" exist. The Bill of Rights, the only reason that documents still exists is because of those "retards" who have fought in our military to preserve it. It is idiots like you that love to throw out the "right to free speech" line, but you have little or no respect for the people who died to give you that right.

 

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sean wookie said:

I am seriously considering this as well as the Peace Corps. I never actually talked to a recruiter. Can I still go if I have to take pills twice a day?

 

Peace Corps would be good also, but I would urge you to go into the military, lots more opportunities and benefits.

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sean wookie said:

I am seriously considering this as well as the Peace Corps. I never actually talked to a recruiter. Can I still go if I have to take pills twice a day?

Actually, I don't know how vbangle got the feeling you talked to a recruiter.  These all looked like very simple questions that a recruiter would have no problem answering (except maybe the getting to choose where you're stationed question).

I agree with Ferris, sean.  There will be far more opportunities in the military.  Not only for advancement, but for work experience, education, and traveling the world.

Just remember that in the military, your primary responsibility is defending the US.  So if a war does break out, there's always the possibility that you'll be sent to fight.  If you're not prepared for that eventuality, then it's probably not a good idea to enlist.  If you're looking for the opportunity to see the world, get an education, and don't mind having to defend the country, it could be the best thing you ever do.

 

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You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

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C3PX said:

The Peace Corps would be good. I am not sure of their about the medication thing, as I have no idea why your taking them, if it is a ligitimate medical need, then I am sure it is not a problem. If you are popping them because you need them in the same way you aspire to go to Las Vegas and do a crap load of drugs, then yeah, I am sure it would be a problem.

The pills are legit. I take around 8 pills a day for things such as Acid Reflux, ADHD, Allergies, and Depression.

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sean wookie said:

I am seriously considering this as well as the Peace Corps. I never actually talked to a recruiter. Can I still go if I have to take pills twice a day?

Actually, I don't know how vbangle got the feeling you talked to a recruiter.  These all looked like very simple questions that a recruiter would have no problem answering (except maybe the getting to choose where you're stationed question).

I agree with Ferris, sean.  There will be far more opportunities in the military.  Not only for advancement, but for work experience, education, and traveling the world.

Just remember that in the military, your primary responsibility is defending the US.  So if a war does break out, there's always the possibility that you'll be sent to fight.  If you're not prepared for that eventuality, then it's probably not a good idea to enlist.  If you're looking for the opportunity to see the world, get an education, and don't mind having to defend the country, it could be the best thing you ever do.

 

I understand that, but I feel like it is worth the risk. I am not my Father. I don't feel content living in one place my whole life.

This may be crazy to say but I think I feel what Luke Skywalker must have felt when he wanted to leave the planet of Tatooine.

My parents have been trying to dissuade me saying I might be DQ'd because I take medication and stuff like that.

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It's cool that you're thinking about joining, Sean. That said, all the medications you're on might be an obstacle.

But yeah, it would be best to either talk to an honest recruiter--or better yet, to someone who has actually served in the airforce.

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Darth Chaltab said:

It's cool that you're thinking about joining, Sean. That said, all the medications you're on might be an obstacle.

But yeah, it would be best to either talk to an honest recruiter--or better yet, to someone who has actually served in the airforce.

 

There's got to be an Air Force forum somewhere on the interwebs.

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I read as long as they were prescribed there is no problem.

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sean wookie said:

I read as long as they were prescribed there is no problem.

 

There you go.

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sean wookie said:

The pills are legit. I take around 8 pills a day for things such as Acid Reflux, ADHD, Allergies, and Depression.

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I understand that, but I feel like it is worth the risk. I am not my Father. I don't feel content living in one place my whole life.

This may be crazy to say but I think I feel what Luke Skywalker must have felt when he wanted to leave the planet of Tatooine.

My parents have been trying to dissuade me saying I might be DQ'd because I take medication and stuff like that.

 

Since they are all prescribed you should be okay for the Peace Corps.

 

You are not alone in feeling that way. I grew up in a relatively small city, there wasn't a whole lot there and most kids felt like Luke Skywalker. I know very few kids I grew up with who stuck around, they all joined the military, married someone who lived far away, or enrolled in colleges on the other side of the country first chance they got.

I was the same way, I couldn't wait to leave the confines of the city I grew up in. I got my chance and since then I have been fortunate to do quite a lot of traveling and moving around. Oddly, now that I have that out of my system, I feel more than content to anchor down and live in one place for the rest of my life... maybe.

That is one reason Luke's character works so well, his desire to discover what more their is to life than he has known in the box he grew up in is universal. So many people get that feeling, even if they never act on it. IMHO, you only get one life, so it is a real shame not to act on it. If only for a few years.

 

Not surprising your parents are trying to disuade you. You can imagine how scary it is to hear your son say he wants to join the military during a time where you can barely turn on the TV without hearing about another handful of U.S. soilders being killed. Even outside of times of war we loose troops every now and then. Even if you join in a year's time, after Obama begins extracting troops, your chances of getting shipped to a turbulent area such as Iraq is pretty high. It is not only the issue of getting killed, but there are other things you may have to cope with when placed in such a situation. I have a friend who was in Iraq, he was never in combat, his duty was to fill out paper work and get supplies loaded off of airplanes and on to trucks to send to various camps. Never fired a single bullet or was ever fired at, but suffers from some pretty harsh nightmares from many of the things he has seen there.

Judging by many of your past posts, and how liberally minded you are, I think the Peace Corps. may be your cup of tea. Not to mention it may be a lot easier on your mom and dad, and still provide you the desired outcome of getting to see the world.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape