and NO MIDI-CHLORIANS! Jeez, either the Force is an energy wave that encompasses all living things (you know, GOD) that people can tap into or it is microscopic bacteria that you have or you don't. In the later case, why even say to someone "May the Force be with you"? Either it is or it isn't. Don't have midi-chlorians? Sorry buddy! My bad! It makes anyone saying the line stupid or an a-hole and damn near negates everything Obi-Wan and Yoda say in ANH and ESB.

Jebus Ady, this is going to take a loooot of work. I do not envy you on this one.