I got a Jar Jar shirt for Christmas one year. Yeah, the one where he has his hands at the sides of his ears and it sticking his tongue out. When I saw that shirt a little piece of me died inside... of course I was polite about it and make exclaimations like ,"Oh wow! Jar Jar! Awesome! Thanks, you know how much I love Star Wars. This is really cool, I can't wait to wear it." It hung in my closet, tag unremoved for quite a while before I came across a kid who really liked episode one that was pretty close to my size and, "Hey, you know what, I think I have something you might like..."

Hmm, as for what you should do with it, you said you cannot return it to Target? I take it because you do not have the receipt. No doubt you have a Wal-Mart nearby, they take things back without a receipt as long as it is unopened. Even if you have something against Wal-Mart and refuse to shop there as somepeople do, this might be the way to go. Without a receipt they may only give credit, but it will be credit for the full price of the DVD, which you can just turn around and use toward something you like, if you lucky, you could probably manage to do this without giving one penny to the evil empire (if you are one of those folks).