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Post #338291

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C3PX
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When did the prequels officially suck?
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Date created
2-Dec-2008, 5:40 PM

Officially?

 

Jar Jar: "Oh, muy, muy, I love you!"

Qui-Gon: "You almost got us killed, are you brainless?"

Jar Jar: "I spake!"

 

It was about this point that the shit eating grin that had been in a fixed position on my face since the opening crawl faded and I realized the critics were right. Those early reviews I had been shrugging off thinking, 'these stupid guys don't know what they are talking about' knew exactly what they were talking about, and rather than overstating it, they had been understating it. They hadn't been understating it because they didn't think it was as bad as I did, they were understating it because words could not possibly describe the sheer level of awfulness playing out before my eyes on that movie theater screen...

 

Qui-gon: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here."

Jar Jar: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant..."