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Star Wars at it's gayest historical point?

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After walking through the toy aisle at my local WalMart, and seeing some Clone Wars commercials, I began to wonder if Star Wars has officially reached the gayest point in it's history. You may think that I would like the fact that it has become soooo gay, but Star Wars is one thing that I would like to remain not gay.  Is it just me, or has Star Wars officially bottomed out now? 

HARMY RULES

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I think Star Wars took the gayest historical point when episode 2 came out.

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I think Star Wars has been gay for a long time. The most convincing evidence of this is the C-3PO "pull my tape" tape dispenser.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Star Wars has always been gay, but its fans have always been buttheads!

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You again?  Don't make me sic Michael J Fox on you!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I come into this thread lookin' for help and all you've got for me is lite beer?!

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Hey man, why don't you make like a tree, and get outta this thread.

HARMY RULES

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I don't make monkeys, I just train'em!

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Biff Tannen said:

I come into this thread lookin' for help and all you've got for me is lite beer?!

 

Help with what?

The only thing I see you here is insulting others... do you looking for help with you.. not so big seeming ego?

"I kill Gandalf." - Igor, Dork Tower

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MrBrown said:
Biff Tannen said:

I come into this thread lookin' for help and all you've got for me is lite beer?!

 

Help with what?

The only thing I see you here is insulting others... do you looking for help with you.. not so big seeming ego?

 

 Don't listen to this guy Biff. I like your style, and I respect your moves.

HARMY RULES

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From the very beginning I couldn't help but wonder if Biff was one of Rob's socks, and now even more so.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

From the very beginning I couldn't help but wonder if Biff was one of Rob's socks, and now even more so.

 

 I now we disagree about politics man, but c'mon, my material is light years ahead of Biff's.

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C3PX said:

From the very beginning I couldn't help but wonder if Biff was one of Rob's socks, and now even more so.

 

Maybe.. they are marriaged?

 

(Now, this thread is at it.. well.. almost gayest moment...)

"I kill Gandalf." - Igor, Dork Tower

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It even has some.. not so gay moments:

 

 

 

Or ven not so gay funny moments:

 

But one thing is certain.. if Darth Vader has been gay.. he woul look like this:

 

or this way:

He would buy strange stuff:

"I kill Gandalf." - Igor, Dork Tower

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Looks like it's just those dudes with the armor (what, the Empire?) that are gay. Not that it matters, dorks.

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Star wars at its gayest hmm.  Lets see.  Would Say when Jar Jar first appeared on screen speaking ebonics and stepped in poo.  Others would say it is a tie between the holiday special, the marvel jedi bunny, jar jar binks, the ewoks and hayden,lol.

Though i must say personally i found emo hayden  dearth gayder pretty much owns all gayness,lol.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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This is just the brilliant type of insight that I was hoping for when I started this thread.  I feel much better now.  Clearly the gayest point was either the aforementioned Jar-Jar ebonics poo step, or the evolution of Dearth Gayder.  I stand corrected.

HARMY RULES

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No, Star Wars definitely hit its gay peak when we got to see Ichy Bacca beating off to a hologram of a girl talking "dirty" to him. That was pretty freaking gay. Then there were any number of other unspeakable acts of gayness that took place in the HS. Jar Jar, as much as I hate him, is way below that on the scale of gayness.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

No, Star Wars definitely hit its gay peak when we got to see Ichy Bacca beating off to a hologram of a girl talking "dirty" to him. That was pretty freaking gay. Then there were any number of other unspeakable acts of gayness that took place in the HS. Jar Jar, as much as I hate him, is way below that on the scale of gayness.

 

 What the fuck are you talking about?  Stop using achronyms.

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Star Wars at it's gayest historical point?...

R2-D2 and 3CP0

 

Anakin and Obi-Wan in the prequels and the SE.

Darth Vader and the Emperor in the prequels and the SE.

 

The Stars Wars Saga (NOT the OOT) seems to be Allegorical Tale of Coming to Terms with Homosexuality, but I do not care.

The G-canon Star Wars of today is more likely gay, but who cares.

The real question is which movies in Hollywood movies are not gay seeing most people who work in hollywood films are secretly gay.  

 

Now, if you mean Star Wars at it's WORST historical point: then that is 1997 to today and more likely into the future.