I' m Surpised Lucash or "George Lucas raped our childhood" has not been added to the Public Lexicon yet, lol.
The phrase was actually coined by that Altman guy who directed free enterprise. After he saw the special edition of star wars in 1997 he said something like " Wow that was like watching 2 hours of your childhood being raped". THe guy who has never appologized for being a bigger star trek fan than a star wars fan. The guy who Likes Kirk Better than Han Solo, fantasized Kirk kicking solos ass. Thinks Kirk is a cooler dude and more of a ladies man than han, in essense an uber nerd who needs to fucking get a life.
The KIng Midas Myth Reference is too funny. Everything MIdas Touched Turned to Gold because of a wish made of avarice, so it was a curse. In comparison Everything Lucas has touched since 1994 has turned to shit instead of Gold. But the avarice and greed of a king midas who is selfish and greedy and a rich prick may hit too close for comfort.