EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business

Best laugh I've had in YEARS

NEW YORK—Citing unsafe practices and potential toxic contamination, the Environmental Protection Agency shut down a small ghost- entrapment operation in downtown Manhattan today, and had four of the business' spectral-containment specialists arrested in the process.

According to EPA agent Walter Peck, employees of the company—located in an old fire station in the Tribeca neighborhood of New York—had repeatedly refused to grant him access to their storage facility, which posed a health hazard to the surrounding community.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/epa_shuts_down_local_ghost

So no more Ghostbusters 3 movie? ;)

I loved that.  It would have gone well in their "Our Dumb Century" book, where some of my favorite articles are about movies/comics if they were real (Local Photographer Youth Killed By Radioactive Spider" and so forth).