Very well, I too will consider the possiblility a departing with one of my testicles for this as well. Maybe we can start a campaign like they did for a second season of Jericho where everybody sent in peanuts, or how people sent penciles to the studios in order to encourage them to end the Writer's Strike by giving them what they wanted.
Perhaps, if enough of us send in disembodied testicles to our pal George, he'll hand the rights over to Del Torro under the condition he offers a minor role to Bruce Campbell, and get his people to work on remastering the OOT for a Blu-ray release. I think this could work. For the first time in years I see a glimer of hope for seeing a true release of the OOT!