INTERIOR: REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER -- CORRIDOR

The angry Darth Vader stands amid the DVDs of 2004 versions of Star Wars.

IMPERIAL OFFICER: The new version is a good copy of the laserdisk, and it's provided as a special feature.

Vader squeezes the neck of the OT fans, who struggles in vain.

VADER: Whats the problem here? Were you too cheap to buy a laserdisc player and get the definitive THX version? You know

they're quite cheap now.

Vader lifts the picky OT fan off his feet by his throat.

VADER: Why haven't you figured out how to use the g-force script/filters or any of the myriad fan made versions if you really want to see a higher quality version?

OT Picky fan: Because i'm too lazy to figure it for myself, and I wanted it handed to me for free, since i obviously deserve it.

VADER: You do know you can get the high definition 1080p SE versions for free anywhere on the internet?

The Dark Lord begins to squeeze the picky OT fan, creating a gruesome snapping and choking, until the fan goes limp.

VADER: Commander, tell the fans, they will NEVER be getting a version in high definition, because we could care less about Bluray/sony/or for

any of those other annoying formats. Digital all the way!

EDIT : lucas as a force 'ghost' looks on, smiling his approval and nodding in agreement