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 Star Wars: A No Hope, September 12, 2006
The angry Darth Vader stands amid the broken and twisted DVDs of 2004 versions of Star Wars. IMPERIAL OFFICER: The new version is only a poor copy of the laserdisk, and it's only provided as a special feature. Vader squeezes the neck of George Lucas, who struggles in vain. VADER: Where is the original film? What have you done with the 1977 theatrical release? Vader lifts General Lucas off his feet by his throat. VADER: What have you done with the anamorphic widescreen? LUCAS: The original negative is in too bad a shape to make a better copy. VADER: If the original is in such bad condition, how did you make the 2004 edit version? The Dark Lord begins to squeeze the producer's throat, creating a gruesome snapping and choking, until Lucas goes limp. VADER: Commander, tear LucasFilm apart until we have a true version, and make sure it has the original 5.1 SOUND!! |
I laughed when I first read this (I don't mean to offend George Lucas) and I knew you guys would appreciate. I bet one of you guys wrote it. :)