Citi Field, ouch. Yeah, the world totally sucks these days. The tree me and my friends used to build tree houses in (houses plural, because they usually fell down after a couple of days), the canal that ran under it (which the tree house usually fell into, causing our precious lumber to float away), and the surrounding vast and endless wheatfields are all gone now, in their places are a Wal-Mart, a Mormon church, a K-Mart, and about a zillion houses. The world changes and it is extremely depressing.

Before you know it, Mt. Rushmore will be torn down and replaced with a new mountian featuring more up-to-date Presidents (such as Bill Clinton, JFK, Obama if he wins, and someone else), the Statue of Liberty will go down (on account of her being too French and the fact that we no longer believe in liberty) and will be replaced with the Statue of Commercialism, it will be a full color staue modeling the latest clothing trends. It will have speech abilities and talk about what great sells Dior, Macy's, Gap, or whoever else feels like paying them, has going on that week.