MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER LET ME HIT MY LITTLE BROTHER EVEN IF HE WERE TO HIT ME FIRST. SO, I HAD TO GET BACK AT HIM IN OTHER WAYS. ONE WAY WAS PSYCHOLOGICALLY. WHEN I WAS TEN I CONVINCED HIM (HE WAS EIGHT AT THE TIME) THAT HE WAS PART COW. EVERY TIME THAT HE WOULD SEE A COW HE WOULD STICK HIS HAIR STRAIGHT UP AND BEGIN MOOING CRAZILY. THIS WENT ON FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS. I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE FACES OF HIS CLASSMATES WHEN THEY WITNESSED HIS "TRANSFORMATION" IN CLASS ONE DAY. UNFORTUNATELY I ONLY GOT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. TALK ABOUT MAD COW DISEASE...LOL
TRUE STORY.