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hotdog? go to the corner of some street, and eat your hotdog.
burger? go to the nearest burger joint.
already eaten that hotdog/burger? go to your doctor.
Home food rocks - at least you know what you eat... and my Mum's burgers aren't that flat and plain as those served in McDonnald's (they only look good on ads, remember that movie with Michael Douglas?).
Anyone remembers that scene (you can kill me, but I don't recall where did I saw it) where two nice cooks from little Italian restaurant are giving policemen their ordered cheeseburgers with a smile - after spitting on them in the kitchen?