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Top Ten Things Overheard in Line to See the New Indiana Jones Movie...

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10. "Indy's so old in this one, his whip needs Cialis"

9. "185 million dollar budget -- there better be some damn monkeys"

8. "Dude, why the hell are you dressed as Spock?"

7. "I can't wait for the next one in 2027"

6. "Is this the movie about those four women who go slutting around New York City?"

5. "If Indiana Jones wants to defeat evil, he should go after the oil companies -- zing!"

4. "Yes, Harrison, you're eligible for the senior citizen discount"

3. No number 3 -- writer waiting in line to see new Indiana Jones movie

2. "If I want to see an old guy running around, I'll go to a McCain rally"

1. "Shouldn't you be at the White House, Mr. President?"
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top thing overheard when the crowds walked out

"it sucked"

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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The top thing I overheard walking out were chants of "Refund!" since the projectioner broke down near the end of the movie.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer, personally I'd count you lucky; that ending was terrible.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Well, I guess I'll soon find out if I agree with you since I'm going back to see (hopefully) the whole thing tonight.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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"Wow, Who'd have thought that Indiana Jones was his ex girlfriends sons father"
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This is why I consider Letterman unfunny. Sounds like a list my dad would make, and then theres that awkward silence where he laughs but no one else does. Good thing Letterman pays people to.
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skyjedi2005 said:

top thing overheard when the crowds walked out

"it sucked"


"Aliens?... ALIENS??!!"

War does not make one great.

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HotRod said:

"A f**king spaceship!!"

You obviously weren't paying attention HotRod - it was an inter-dimensional ship that allowed them to travel to the 'space between spaces' ;)

War does not make one great.

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That's funny, I've had this ringing in my ears since watching this movie....maybe its that ship, maybe "the space between spaces" is the space between my ears! I'm going insane! ARGHHHHH!

I'm I going to die?

I love everybody. Lets all smoke some reefer and chill. Hug and kisses for everybody.

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vbangle said:

That's funny, I've had this ringing in my ears since watching this movie....maybe its that ship, maybe "the space between spaces" is the space between my ears! I'm going insane! ARGHHHHH!

I'm I going to die?
YES YOU ARE! In about maybe 60 years or something. Who knows?
You looked into the Crystal Skull too long!