lordjedi said:

HAHAHAHA! That has got to be the biggest joke I've ever heard. Stop with the scare mongering. Go ahead and prove it. Here's an email address: findmenowyo@yahoo.com. Now get me all the details on it and I might believe you. Feel free to PM those details to me.

Let's see here: You live in Kazook, Missouri. Your father's name was Itchy, you have a wife named Malla, and a son named Lumpy. And you're a closet furry with a fetish for pregnant squirrels. Feel stupid now, don't ya?