It's done! Took me a while to overcome the drift problem (the original DVD with the dolphin scene was cut in 30i, not 24p, so there were field errors), but it's all set now! No fancy-pants special features or menus, but you can find those on the other Ace DVDs--this one is PURE, EXTENDED, CONTENT.

The one thing I'd like to include is a nice DVD cover and print label. Any photoshoppers out there up to the task? I'd like to take the original cover:

"ACE VENTURA
PET DETECTIVE
To serve and protect...
...your pets"

and change it to:

"HEINZ GEZWELLWERT
TRAINER OF DOLPHIN
To train ze dolphin...
...you must zink like ze dolphin"

Also, it would be nice to have a dolphin nipping at his leg instead of the dog. This, obviously, is a nod to the added dolphin trainer scene.