I was just reading the "music" thread and I vomited in my mouth twice. Here is a link to a piece of real music. You guys should check it out, and then compare it to the nonsense that you've been clogging your ears with. I think you'll find that you're even gayer than you had previously thought. By the way that instrument that he's playing is called a saxophone. When I say saxophone I mean an actual saxophone and not the "saxophone" button located between "sad sack fart machine" button and the "faggy angst ambience" button on Trent Reznor's keyboard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeuxPtoheHc