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Post #316110

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C3PX
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New 'The Clone Wars' movie trailer
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17-Apr-2008, 12:54 PM
Yeah, so Anakin will have to participate in another podrace in order to get money that is worth something, he'll meet up with Watto to discover that he has rebuild Anakin's old pod (the one that was smashed up from the last race he had prior to EP.I), since Watto feel bad about selling Ani's mom to some crazy old man who lives out in the middle of nowhere, farming water of all things (I like how there is actually a seasonal water harvest) who let her be taken by biped animals while she was out alone picking the mushrooms that grow on the moisture vaporators. Since Watto feels bad, he let's Anakin pilot his pod with the promise of a certian percentage of the winnings. This time Anakin has to participate in a series of races to make enough money. Meanwhile, a new Sith Lord has been sending his mini probe droids all over the city in search of him. Finally he makes enough money and they head back to their ship in order to go and pay the ransom for the Hutt kid, when suddenly the Sith Lord swoops down on his Sith Super Speeder™. As Anakin senses the Sith presence he shouts out for his apprentice to "duck!", but it is too late. Her head is knocked clean off. Anakin fights the sith and wins, screams and cries about the death of his apprentice, then gets in his ship and pays the kidnappers. The Hutt is free, and someday his dad can attempt to kill Anakin's son. Credit roll. You heard it here first folks. The complete summary of the new movie.

You know, a lot of bad things can be said about Palpatine and his Galactic Empire, but their establishment of the Intergalactic Credit Exchange sure made a lot of peoples lives easier. I have a feeling Darth Vader had something to do with this (Dammit, everytime I go home I have to participate in some friggin race before I can buy any thing!)