OOT Prosecutor: Did you change the canon again in the SW universe?
Lucas: I did my job, and I do my best when it comes to continuity.
OOT Prosecutor: I want answers!
Lucas: You want answers?
OOT Prosecutor: I want the truth!
Lucas: You cant handle the truth! Son, I never had any plan from day one of SW universe, and I am making this up as I go along! You use words like continuity, original original trilogy, and han shoots first, I use them as a punchline now! I have not the time or the inclination to worry about what people think about my movies, cause I don't really care how they end up as long as I make my money!
OOT Prosecutor: Do you admit to being a bad writer, a bad director, and a ruin the Prequel Trilogy?
Lucas: Your god damn right I do!
OOT Prosecutor: Judge, this man has rights, I appease the court to take him into custody, and put someone else in charge of Lucasfilm and wipe out anything that has happened in the Star Wars universe since 1997.