If you're interested I'll give you a template avs script, but I'll reiterate that for a feature film it would likely be a lot of work (not to mention time and hard drive space) so maybe even your experimenting with this would just be wasting your time. :shrug: For short stuff though, it's usually the way to go if you're aiming for max. quality given just a PC with capping abilities and an analogue home video player.
So there's all that :)
Edit: Just saw your post, and I agree about de-noise filters. I really don't like them for my chain. The only thing I actually every used AVS for (in regards to captures) is decomb/telecide and averaging. Averaging is my de-noising for captures; avoids GIGO. :)