Three nuns went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them and said "The Lord has been pleased with the exemplary lives you've led all these years. Despite temptations, you remained pure and chaste. So you are being sent back to your hometown for one night to sample the fruits you vowed not to taste during your earthly life with any man of your dreams. I just want to know who you want to be with, and if you don't mind telling me, why?"

Sister Alice was a stern parochial teacher from Manhattan. After years of secretly watching Law & Order and Sex in the City, the sexiest man in her mind was fellow New Yorker Chris Noth.

Sister Josephina worked a border mission in South Texas. She was attracted to fellow Texan Matthew McConaughey because she felt his overt sexiness was often betrayed by his unassuming "aw shucks" demeanor.

Then Sister Mary-Margaret, a good Irish Catholic from Chicago, told St. Pete she wanted to be with Brett Favre. He answered, "You can have any man in the world and you want to sleep with this marginally good-looking retired quarterback?" Sister Mary-Margaret replied "You bet. I've been in Chicago for most of my life and every Sunday night at mass for the past 17 years all I've heard all the parishioners ever mutter is 'Fuck Brett Favre.'"