When... I... grow up... I wanna be... just like DAYV!
Way to go, bro! Have you tried to turn this show into "radio drama"?
-We have to interrupt the interview with PSYCHO_DAYV with the breaking news:
There appears to be a landing party disembarking on the outskirts of Dallas.... John, you are there, what can you see?
-"Oh my goodness! The National Guard is getting squashed by some giant walking machines! They look like steel elephants! And there are smaller ones, that walk like chicken!.... Oh no, the screaming H-fighters!... another F/A-18 goes down after being hit by a green death-ray shot from these nimble fighters.... what's that? men or maybe robots ... in white armor.... hey, don't shoooo---
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-John? ....John?
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