My modified AVGN rant (based off his TMNT NES rant) for the destroyed 2004 RotJ ending:
May the force be with you.
May the fucking peice of Bantha shit be with you!
This change is diarrhea coming out of my dick!
This change is as appealing as a fucking swamp infested pile of tauntaun shit!
vaders my ass and lightsabers my balls!
this change is an inside out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter!
and so on.