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The Angry Video Game Nerd…
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You can also access the entire Horriffic Violence Theater Series from my Channel Page.
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"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
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A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
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God, the TMNT 3 movie review ending was SO priceless.
"It's hammer time!"
Seriously, though, he's a good shot with a katana to slice that tape clean through the middle in one chop. Or are they that frickin' sharp? Four videos not linked on his website are his AVGN Movie Quote of the Week segments from July '07 on YouTube. While it's note exactly creative, my favorite AVGN quote comes from his review of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: "This game is ****ing horrible!" It just sums up the entire show so nicely. However, it seems "AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" has become his catchphrase.
Am I the only one who noticed that they toned down the language for the AVGN/Captain S crossover? The only time he curses, it's bleeped out, and he uses many pseudo-swears ("buttload of crud," "a bag of poop," etc.). Is Captain S supposed to be more "family friendly?" Another thing I noticed is that, although the crossover is supposed to be non-canonical (at least it says so in the title), it leads directly in to the Angry Nerd Christmas Carol, one of my favorites. His "review" of Boogie on the Wii had me on the floor.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
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Seriously, though, he's a good shot with a katana to slice that tape clean through the middle in one chop. Or are they that frickin' sharp?
I haven't seen the videos, but I can tell you this. They're that freaking sharp.
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
Pissing off Rob since August 2007.
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Seriously, though, he's a good shot with a katana to slice that tape clean through the middle in one chop. Or are they that frickin' sharp?
I haven't seen the videos, but I can tell you this. They're that freaking sharp.
Yeah I think that was editing. Looked pretty fake.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mupyfGBE0Y
"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself. It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005
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My modified AVGN rant (based off his TMNT NES rant) for the destroyed 2004 RotJ ending:
May the force be with you.
May the fucking peice of Bantha shit be with you!
This change is diarrhea coming out of my dick!
This change is as appealing as a fucking swamp infested pile of tauntaun shit!
vaders my ass and lightsabers my balls!
this change is an inside out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter!
and so on.