Indy: I hate commies. They're rough and course. And they get in everywhere.
Agent Irina Spalko: Not mee. I'mmm soffft. Ahnd smoooooth.
Indy: From my perspective all commies are evil.
Agent Irina Spalko: Vee could keep eet a seeecret.
Marion Ravenwood: Indiana Jones! I cannot think that it has come to this. That you would be making romantic interludes to the villain when I am back after all these years. Sallah was right. You have changed. You are taking me to a place that I cannot go. You are teaching me contractions that I cannot use. You are breaking my heart!
Indy: LIAR! Wait, what is this scene about again? You can type this shit but you can't say it.
George Lucas: Cut! Faster! More Intense!!!
Steven Spielberg: I'm still the director. Get the fuck off my set, George.