Invented religions are still religions. A lot of people would argue that theres no such thing as a "non-invented" religion. But scientology is just wacky even when you take away Hubbard--I think thats the real issue.
When one of Hubbard's wives complained of having to get on her knees to clean the floor, Hubbard replied, "Get yourself a nigger-that's what they're made for."
This is the religion of Isaac Hayes and possibly The Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith. Oh, sweet irony!!!
Originally posted by: ADigitalMan When one of Hubbard's wives complained of having to get on her knees to clean the floor, Hubbard replied, "Get yourself a nigger-that's what they're made for."
This is the religion of Isaac Hayes and possibly The Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith. Oh, sweet irony!!!
Sometimes things just get flipped turned upside down.
Originally posted by: sean wookie Do you know in 2000 years we will all be wearing DC-10s instead of crosses around our necks?
DC-10s? As in the plane? I guess I don't get it.
I thought you were Atheist sean? You said our necks. Are you telling us that you've come to accept Christ?
According to L. Ron Hubbard's work of fiction, some high alien named Xenu, the ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy", brought humans to earth a few million years ago in DC-10's.
You see an accident...on the side of the road......and you don't just keep driving by, you stop, because....you know that you're the only one who can help this person....
We are the authorities on getting people off drugs...... We are the authorities on the mind...... We are the authorities on improving conditions. Criminon. We can rehabilitate criminals.
Originally posted by: Nanner Split They weren't actual DC-10s, they were just space ships that looked like DC-10s. Get your facts straight, man!
Oh yeah, I'm sorry Tom Cruise.
I looked to be sure online,and infos says L Ron Hubbard invented the spaceship looking like DC8,i guess if his whacky religion was created in the 1970s the spaceships would look lik concordes or 747.
Originally posted by: C3PX What?? They've got to Smith now too?? They are brainwashing hollywood!!
Not quite. From what little research I did, Smith studied Scientology with Cruise but decided that it wasn't totally for him. He said that it had a lot of nice ideas, but that he ultimately doesn't believe that any one religion has gotten everything right.
I get the feeling the Smith doesn't support any one religion exclusively. In fact, he doesn't seem to like any organized religion at all.
Anyone who believes a group of fat faced high school kids whose "power" amounts to no more than internet access are going to have any meaningful influence whatsoever on an organization with millions upon millions of dollars and a hoard of celebrity converts at their disposal is an idiot. A complete idiot.
Yes, they're going down... because some anonymous kids at some anime forum (or whatever the Hell it is) hacked their website. The Scientologists will pack it all and go home now, for sure.
Good job guys! Next up on the ballot, jerking off to Sailor Moon reruns while Mom does laundry in the background! Maybe sometime next week those guys can squeeze "taking down" Judaism and Christianity into their super, super busy schedules. Maybe they can find some big-name Evangelical website and cleverly insert thousands of dancing baby .gifs into the page. That would be fucking HUGE.
Hahaha, Fucking seriously. What a bunch of bored, bored retards.
Tom Cruise is like motherfucking Thetan 19. He can blast their assess off the planet with just a thought.