logo Sign In

Rankings — Page 307

Author
Time
Easily.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Only matters who made it first
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Ooh, this thread had almost dropped out of the first page. I guess a good way to bring it back to people's consciousness would be to announce...

MY 5,000th POST!!!

Hellz yeah! My final post as a Jedi Master. I'm here with the happiness!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
But it's so nice seeing how clean 5000 looks! But I gotta do this!

5,001! I'm on the Jedi Council... Still not in the Top Ten! How can I be on the Council and not be in the Top Ten?! It's outrageous! It's never happened before in the history of the forums! (You can check... it hasn't)






.
.
.
.
.

By the way, I've been waiting to use that line for years probably. So glad to finally be able to do so. But, yeah, I'm the first and only Jedi Council Member to not be in the Top Ten. Gotta work on that. ^_~

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
GAFFER, YOU ONLY NEED 280 POSTS TO KNOCK OFF TheSessler. YOU ONLY NEED 357 POSTS TO KNOCK OFF WARBLER. SESSLER HASN'T BEEN ON HERE IN A VERY LONG TIME, AND WARBLER WAS BANNED. LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD SHOT AT THE NUMBER NINE SPOT IN THE TOP TEN.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author
Time
Heh, as lame as it sounds, I was just checking on that myself. I know I've been threatening him for, like, a year, but now that it seems to be somewhat in my grasp, I know I'll feel bad when I finally do knock TheSessler off. I'm also a little bit sad to know that I only have one more rank change to undergo, and, after that, nothing. Then again, I'll have to again make as many posts as I've made in the past two and a half years, so it's really nothing to worry about. By 2010 I'll be a Jedi Spirit! ^_^

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Ooh, and just a little blast from the past, the Top 10 List as of June 29, 2004!

Top 10 User Listing
10527 Bossk
10111 motti_soL
4833 GundarkHunter
4307 PSYCHO_DAYV
4258 Shimraa
2427 Luke Skywalker
1486 Rebel Scumb
1322 RRS-1980
1142 sean wookie
1138 jimbo

They were so cute at that age!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Wow, I can't believe I just spent the past hour combing through three years of the Rankings thread. So many memories. My personal favorite has to be mine and YIYF's competition to reach Jedi Master status first, and we ended up getting it one right after the other (with a Shimraa post in between). Man, this thread isn't posted in nearly as much as it used to. 2007 was not a good year for the Rankings thread, which, as I just noticed, used to get dozens of posts a day.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Remember the time we both got 200 posts in one day Dayv?
Author
Time
In the United States?

...No.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Damn I can't find any around. I don't understand why it is illegal.
Author
Time
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
My personal favorite has to be mine and YIYF's competition to reach Jedi Master status first, and we ended up getting it one right after the other (with a Shimraa post in between).
Yeah, that was fun.

War does not make one great.

Author
Time
Originally posted by: sean wookie
By the way can anyone sell me a pot?


I have some very nice pots for sell if you are interested. I also have a few pans I am trying to get rid of.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author
Time
Originally posted by: sean wookie
By the way can anyone sell me pot?

Sure! I can mail you some.

Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
Author
Time
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
My personal favorite has to be mine and YIYF's competition to reach Jedi Master status first, and we ended up getting it one right after the other (with a Shimraa post in between).
Yeah, that was fun.


Yeah, but it wasn't nearly as fun running unopposed to the Council. You didn't hold up your end of the bargain, buddy! ^_~

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Aw, Dayv, don't talk about it like the good times are all over. That's depressing. Damnit, Jim, there's still life left in these boards! Don't you be a green-blooded Vulcan... we're talking about life here!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.