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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NANNER SPLIT !!!

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Have a pleasing and positively reinforced anniversary of your day of birth.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Happy Birthday, damn, I bet that sucked as a kid getting Christmas AND Birthday at the same time when all the other kids got two days a year to stuff!
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Happy bday!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)