How 'bout one thread for all this stupid crap. In the latest Hollywood gossip, not to be out-trashed by her trashy big sister Britney, 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn Spears, idol to many dumb girls across the country is knocked up. She's quoted as saying "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected." Somebody apparently forgot to tell her the Surgeon General's Warning: "Sex Causes Children."