Yeah, for a second I had thought Dayv was arguing with himself. I thought maybe he would slipt into two Dayv, a good Dayv, and a bad Dayv. Then the good Dayv could have taken a shot gun and blown away the other Dayv and said either "Good Dayv, bad Dayv, I'm the Dayv with the gun." Then so long as he didn't screw up saying the magic words, we could have been free of the lowercase writing, illiterate bad Dayv. But at a second glace at the names I realized it was {DoS}.