Only joking man.
Anyway, are you sure you just haven't got your speakers wired up in the wrong ports??
Only joking again man!
I'm sure I'll speak for everyone when I say you suck...Ha!..I mean, take your time geeza, no need to rush or panic. Only the newbies round here are like "when? when? when?".
All the ol' timers know the score and are a patient bunch.