
Sweet mother of God, that file looks absolutely horrendous (although I should have seen it coming, since it came out to barely over ONE GB). Well, off to AVISynth, then. Thanks for the heads-up, PiD!
EDIT: Err... Well, after an hour and a half of tinkering, I think I've established that I have no idea how to work AVISynth. Off to VideoHelp.com!