I read some of the Lolcat Bible and felt inspired.
Since Star Wars is at least as important as the Bible, why not translate that into lolspeak as well?

I’m going to be attempting this by reconstructing the opening crawl, and then simply replacing one of the DVD subtitle tracks. (although it would be fun to overdub the audio too if I had time)

But I has queshon: I have found a few processes for creating DVD subtitles, but they are all many steps and sound like much hassle.
I’ll continue looking, but does anyone know of any programs that allow you to simply edit a subtitle track that has been ripped from a DVD?