He's definitely my president. I think there are more pros than there are cons to his actually winning the election. If things go too far and he ends up getting into office on accident, a strong cabinet and vice president at his side could do the country a great favor at this stage. I mean a president's main job to lead the people, and Colbert definitely has the ear of a lot of people (the people with a sense of humor at least). His charisma could help rebuild our relationship with the rest of the world, his inaugural speeches would be funny as hell, and the man himself obviously has his own well-informed opinions assembled from years of being on a political themed fake news program and from his time interviewing a variety of political themed guests on his talk show.

At least we can finally get a break from the psychos running for the republican primary and the ass-kissing chicken feast the democratic debates have become.