Luke: So what do you think of the Princess that we just rescued, Han? She seems sharpish and bossy but there is some strange connection I feel towards her. It could be easily mistaken for lust if you were to read my facial expressions alone, but hopefully this dialogue will help to clarify that it is more on a platonic level, like a brother might have for his sister.

Han: I am trying not to think about her any more than is absolutely necessary. But then again, if I analyze my feelings more ... I do not know ... What do you think, Luke? Do you think it is possible for a princess of one of the royal houses of the core systems (which, incidentally, is no more, since the planet was destroyed, leaving her, what? A queen? Anyway I digress) Is it possible for somebody of noble blood to have a meaningful relationship with a mercenary who loves money more than people, who gambles, who runs illegal spice trading, who has a price on his head, and who has a crappy ship like me?

Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooo!