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Post #298048

Author
Davis
Parent topic
Prequelize the OT
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Date created
29-Sep-2007, 5:24 PM
Better yet…

OOT Han Solo meets PT Natalie Portman (playing Leia)


Leia: Han Solo? Are you really going to leave? I cannot believe you would do that. It breaks my heart.
Han: Yeah, that bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind.
Leia: What?
Han: (ignores her)
Leia: We totally need you here, Han Solo.
Han: We need? What about you?
Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. And stop looking at me like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Han: What kind of crap is that? I take orders from one person. Me.
Leia: I’ve HAD IT! This is so seventies. I quit this movie.
Han: Go kiss a Wookie.