He'd just phoned his brother to wish him happy birthday and gets told a story you couldnt make up....
A group of his mates share a house, and it was the boring ones birthday (his nickname is Mr.Sensible). Whenever they go out, he always stops drinking and goes home at about 11. This time, his housemates decide they are having none of it, and because its his birthday, they want to get him mashed. Someone has the great idea of spiking his drink (what with, i dont know, but i doubt its alcohol).
At about midnight, he complains of feeling ill, and after a bit of banter, he leaves for home. At the end of the night, this guy and his housemates get home, and find Mr.Sensible hyper as fuck, in only his boxers and scratches all over his chest.
"You will never guess what fucking happened to me on the way home!!!" said Mr.Sensible, high as a kite.
this guy was expecting him to say he had atacked someone or worse.
"i was walking him home through the park and i found a FUCKING LEPRECHAUN!!!"
apparently everyone started laughing at him until he pointed to the cupboard under the stairs that had a chair wedged up against it...."its in there, i caught the cunt and brought it home with me!"
this guy moved the chair and opened the door to find a MIDGET cowering in the darkness!
its been a long time since i laughed so much, i nearly pissed myself.
because of his so-called mates spiking his drinks, Mr.Sensible has now been charged with abduction and false imprisonment along with a few other charges and has been told to expect a hefty spell in prison. His housemates are now plucking up the courage to own up.
the guy might see the funny side in about 10 years.