Here's another hilarious sean wookie tale:
One day I was in Wal Mart buying some lady's underwear for sniffing and/or wearing and a young boy ran into my leg beacause that cunt little cunt cunt wasn't paying attention to where he was running. When he got up off the floor I told him that there was no Santa and that I was going to murder his Grandma. That little cunt cried and cried. My boyfriend told him that he was a cunt and that cunt cried and cried again. I was so happy...I stuck my fist in my ass!