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Post #290088

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kerr
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What is the most distressing aspect of the PT?
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12-Jun-2007, 12:52 PM
For me, the prequels really fell apart with the Mace/Palpatine/Anakin confrontation...

PALP: He's a traitor!
MACE: No, HE'S the traitor!
PALP: No, HE'S the traitor!
MACE: I know you are, but what am I?
PALP: A traitor!
MACE: I know you are, but what am I?
PALP: A traitor!
MACE: I know you are, but what am I?
PALP: Takes one to know one!
MACE: Oh yeah...? Well your own lightning's made you ugly as sin!
PALP: Your mother's ugly!
MACE: Hey, take that back, or my dad'll kick your dad's ass!
ANAKIN: Give it a rest, I miss Padme! (Cuts off MACE'S arm)
PALP: (Fries MACE, throws him out the window) Power! Unlimited, neverending, superlative POWER! (Sighs sexually)
ANAKIN: What have I done...? WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
PALP: (Ominously) Turned to the dark side, you have.
ANAKIN: Oh, jolly good. Can I go kill some younglings now?
PALP: Not until you finish your dinner, Ani.
ANAKIN: Oh, but I wanna kill younglings! What's for dinner, anyway?
PALP: We shall have... peas.

Sorry, I got a bit carried away there, but you get the point. That entire scene sucks.