I wish they'd just keep her in jail this time. If she somehow manages to weasel out again, it's going to become a media frenzy, and you won't be able to flip through any "news" channels without seeing all kinds of Paris Hilton footage, just like a few days ago. The best part about her being in jail is that there shouldn't be any "news" about her at all. Good Lord, how do they even consider this news? Girl goes to jail for violating probation. Big deal. Make some blurb about it and let her die.

Plus, I have to wonder. How does she have fans? What exactly does she do that attracts fans? Who likes her? I have yet to ever talk to anybody who does considers her nothing more than a joke.